Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I told a guy that I only see him as a friend. He ordered separate checks because, “I’m not giving boyfriend benefits to a girl who won’t make me one.” I hadn’t brought my card because he always pays for my meal. The restaurant held my phone as collateral until I Ubered 10 miles away to get my card. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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mrbattleman 10
nice friend you've got there
Buttsexpirate 9
That's true friendship right there bro.
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CrisisH3ro 0
the classic dine n dash. what a great friend you have.
zombicidal 11
you sir just got pwnd
GraceKathryn97 0
How horrible! i would have chewed him out!
mdtdnb 7
Chew him out?...when money is involved, that calls for an ass kickin!
GraceKathryn97 0
Lol you have a point! Ok chew him out, kick his ass then chew him out some more! Lol
saIty 17
Since I'm so paranoid of this happening I follow that person to the bathroom, while thinking in my head "bitch get at me."
Torva_fml 16
Well Salty... that's just straight up creepy...
saIty 17
It might be, but they'll never ditch me with the bill. If they do then I'll order 500 pizzas to their homes. Muahahaha... too crazy?
Torva_fml 16
42- yes, too crazy. this is when you get your Slapping hand warmed up.
saIty 17
Forget the pimp hand. I got a 20 inch beard to slap the nincompoop out of someone!
HideouslyHuman 10
I like your efforts salty.
ajpopoca88 3
wow thats got to suck. dont help him anymore and find a new friend
HomeAl0ne 20
At least you know where he lives.
drop_it 3
Darn, +1 xD
Torva_fml 16
What a winner.
jose18 3
Cheque is British English and check is American English
icic6772 0
Yeah but to Kentucky?
omfgfmlife 0
it actually says "[Kentucky - United States]"..
Okayitwasme 0
That's French door knob! Lol
jose18 3
I was writing the difference between the two because I knew that people were going to comment on it
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Doing a dine-and-dash is near the top of my list of "Top 10 things I hate about douchebags".
zombicidal 11
what's at the top? matrix coats? that's on my list
akayc32 0
Jersey Shore should be top 5 at the very least. I'd be more specific but I don't actually care.
raphanne_fml 33
Edit: wrong place.
TheDarkCynder 2
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polkadot3155 6
if you're from Kentucky why do you spell it cheque and not check, I thought that was only from England..
P374RD3D 9
Obvious troll is obvious