Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
Today, I got a call from the dealership I was trying to work a deal with. After finishing the paperwork at the dealership, I tried to leave on my brand new Harley Davison. It wouldn’t start, so someone came back after hours to jump start my new bike, only to wipe out in the street there, wrecking my new bike. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
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Top comments
KaitHud 0
At least OP has a bike...? It's wrecked. May as well have been stolen- it's not usable and OP will still have to pay for it... Unless they had insurance, like you should've. Dumb ass.
Echo963 1
atleast u have bike, mine was stolen! and I'm still paying for it
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Comments (77)
twistedreverie 1
Dude, that sucks. =/ Just imagining that happening to mine makes me sad.
lmaoatall 6
isn't picture messageing awesome.... proof is in the palm of your hand, pics or it dint happen. oh but it did fyl op f- it
DocBastard 40
Good. One less murdercycle on the road.
TheDrifter 24
Do we get three guesses where you stand on helmet laws doc? Personally I prefer motorcycles to bicycles on the roads, but I look at things from a traffic standpoint and not from the cleanup side of things.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Doc, some how I get the impression that Humpty Dumpty was a tramatic childhood story for you, or you took it as a personal challenge to save people and you hate losing to missing brain matter.
DocBastard 40
Drifter - They're both dangerous, but at least bicyclists don't go screaming past cars, weaving in and out of traffic. Kayak - I hate losing. Full stop.
soiheardyoufaile 4
I'm agreeing with yvwi on this one, at least in the UK, I've been cut up by people who shouldn't even be allowed near the wheel of a car. fact is, half the motorcyclists out there are the good guys.
sgtrobswifey 0
lol @ 41
DocBastard 40
Yvwi - I knew this would bring you out of the woodwork. Keep on trollin'. Er, truckin'. No, I was right the first time.
The_Big_Mac 7
Ah Doc, no need to hate on bikes, I can race around and weave in traffic just as well in my 4x4 that's lifted. Granted I can do more damage but bikes are fun too. It's all in the eye of the beholder though, so I do respect your point. and trucker, yea bicyclist unfortunately are speed bumps in the making, our road systems were not built with them in mind and they are posing a great risk to them selves and others.
GeneralMotors 23
lol
maddiester 5
ydi for trying to get the luxury of riding out a couple of 400 miles you could easily walk through, with a motorcycle.
mamaklm 0
hell ya
Death_From_Above 0
HA. This made my day^^
Euronova 0
The wreckers of your motorbike were only expressing their holiday spirit
cbizkitten 0
Damn that's messed up
NCR 0
mean April fools joke they they intended for those circumstances to happen