Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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Top comments
tinithe 0
Oh Christ, you dressed up as dice and people actually wanted to shake you?! I mean seriously what were those guys smoking? If you didn't want to be freaking shook, you should of gone as a small child.
Patrickkkkk 0
lol
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ThinkBlueFoo 0
sounds like fun to me.
hotrod54chevy 0
YDI for not thinking of that and for using unnecessary commas.
hotrod54chevy 0
YDI for not thinking of that and for using unnecessary commas.
monkeyCanDoMYJob 7
At least they asked if they can roll you. Wow drunks in Tokyo are more polite then the ones here in New York. In NY they would have just roll you without asking.
hotrod54chevy 0
YDI for not thinking of that and for using unnecessary commas.
the4starr 3
awh FYL. i love dice, therefore i have complete respect for you :D
littlebirdy_55 0
Haha omg that was the best thing I've ever heard.
bearcats044 1
Why dice?
sighsily 8
you guys are seriously saying they deserved it? their costumes didnt give anyone a right to touch or harass them.