Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Top comments
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Welshite 40
What is she: a centaur?
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Comments (64)
zookid14 5
Well someone isn't a very good liar
windcaster42 8
She might be referring to the hair around her lady parts... FYL OP
Yellow_Fish79 11
Well you probably dodged a bullet there... what kind of excuse is that? Lol
ice723 5
it could be legit if were being set up wirh caroline channing from 2 broke girls lol
xzanex 22
Maybe she actually runs a brothel and she actually said "wash the *****'s hair"
j2ck2s51988 6
honestly it sounds bout right, I currently have a girlfriend with a horse, and she has missed dinner before cause she was out till 12 at night washing the horse to get ready for a show.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Ask her if you can set up another date sometime soon.
ZombieSazza 34
Wow... Why not just say "sorry, I can't make it, rain check?" And leave it at that?
cosicosei 22
Cause that's an asshole move, not giving a reason and being blunt. If its true, its a good excuse.
TogeBara 12
I'm not going to lie about this, it sounds realistic. Just this once giver her the benefit of the doubt. I live in the south and many of the people I know own horses. They spend from dawn to dusk and a lot of the time out in the dark with their truck's fog lights on or a set of halogen lights on the barn to clean, wash, and generally take care of the horse. If they have a show they may stay up most of the night.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Is this a euphemism?