Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Welshite 40
What is she: a centaur?
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panda_lou 11
Maybe you misunderstood because horses are a big deal. Maybe it got injured and she had to wash it or a competition was coming up and a lot of horse trainers can be very hard on their students. I know a girl that shows in jumping one pasture over from where our ranch is and she has to be basically show ready all the time. If she slacks off or gets busy during the day she has to make up for it at night. As for being injured, horses don't give two fricks about your time. If they colic or get their forelock sliced off its usually at the most inconvenient time for you. Just saying that maybe it came off differently to you.
thiswhitey 13
Maybe she thought you guys were going to hook up afterwards, 9:30 is pretty late to be eating dinner, and most people hook up at (if you were going to one). Don't worry it takes a long time to get adjusted too the dating game :)
nikcruise3271 6
I've actually had to wash my horse at 9:30pm. She may have been telling the truth.
Rodux16 9
I'm pretty sure that could have waited til morning
nitrog100 21
That's rough buddy...
judea95 16
My friend use to care for her horse late at night, especially in the summer to avoid the heat. So it could be true
Mister_Triangle 21
It's such an awful excuse that I can't help but believe it. Who the hell would want to claim to be washing horse hair at 9:30pm unless they actually had to? Of course, that could also make it the perfect fake excuse.
PCRob 5
Are you sure "washing the horse's hair" isn't a euphemism for something?
roflmfao167 3
I actually as an equestrian fully understand this. Usually we like to bathe our horses late at night the night before a show so the horses don't have too much of an opportunity to get too dirty... However she shouldn't have canceled for that reason.. That's bulshit
corporatescoundr 25
If the excuse was legitimate wouldn't it be ridiculously simple to reschedule? Like, for example, any day/time she didn't have to wash the horse's hair?