Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Top comments
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Welshite 40
What is she: a centaur?
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Comments (64)
soapytoastpants 4
Clearly none of you are equestrians......
Dcm210 19
She's crazy, she helped you dodge a bullet.
anmolm97 12
USERNAME WIN!! and that sucks op..you'll find someone better.
TyLloyd 7
Fabio's got some work to do before he can play
goldielox123 3
Hah I'm actually a horseback rider and if she's going to a show tomorrow then that's a perfectly legitimate excuse. But if she's just doing it randomly then yeah she's ditching you.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
Jesus Christ, she could have chosen something better than that
reymon8823 24
You spelled "decent" wrong OP lol
FizzyLizzy33 12
I can speak from the standpoint of an equestrian. If there is a show coming up you have to clean your horse. I have been at the barn until 10:30 PM before doing horse show prep. For all I know she's not an equestrian but perhaps that's why?
roflmfao167 3
Same thing I'm thinking as an equestrian lol
kchristopher242 1
It sucks that that happened, but I ride horses myself, they take a crap load of time out of your life. Bathing, braiding, clipping, and cleaning their tack before a show. Show season is crazy!
patrickalamo 48
OP, nice rip off of a Clorox commercial.