doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Piedmont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
fuckmuppeter512
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
Top comments
JADEstokesxo 0
how is it his own fault! its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in, so; what youse are basicaly saying is; he deserved it for being trusting. idiots.
adelaide_evening 0
I think this was supposed to be an FML because he was cheated on, not because he believes in sex after marriage. And you're being kind of an idiot with the whole "you deserve it for believing that". Not everyone has the same views as you. And the girl got pregnant not because the boyfriend was "holding out" on her, but because she is untrustworthy (or a two-faced *****, whichever way you wanna look at it).
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Comments (225)
kath91 0
My sister started slapping me when she found out I didn't wait. But anyway it's not about that, she's your fiancée. FYL.
gwenhwyfaer 0
*blink* Was your sister hoping to be your first...?
grlwitperlEring 0
well at least you found out she's a cheater BEFORE the wedding...
MissJlk 0
pleaseee tell me you're not going to still marry her.
katekappy 0
it is urs right?
alin_fml 0
Pretty sure the whole point of it being an FML is that it is NOT his.
catriona_cd 0
#15 jesus kate you are stupid
breathemein 10
ug why would it be his? he said he was waiting for marriage... so she went and did it with another guy.
prshusl0l 0
YDI for obviously not knowing your girlfriend that well. :3
DevineLegacy 0
at least she told you this before the wedding...
natsumosam92 0
the watermelon might have a good impact
plexico 4
Well, I don't believe in "sex after marriage." I'm married. FML. It's like Sasquatch, some people say it exists, but I've never seen it!
repyourcliche 0
Gonnae punch you. OP: ditch herrrrr.
plexico 4
repyourcliche, I'm going to wear you down. You'll go from wanting to commit "plexicide" to being on "Plexi's side."
SuperFlyTilliDie 0
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the wording on this was super weird.... I think almost everyone has sex after marriage.... It should have said something like "waiting till marriage". But yeah, that definitely sucks hardcore for the OP....
lennavan 0
Good thing you aren't married yet.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
hahh. g'job. u can always call off the weddding[: