doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Piedmont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
fuckmuppeter512
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
Top comments
JADEstokesxo 0
how is it his own fault! its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in, so; what youse are basicaly saying is; he deserved it for being trusting. idiots.
adelaide_evening 0
I think this was supposed to be an FML because he was cheated on, not because he believes in sex after marriage. And you're being kind of an idiot with the whole "you deserve it for believing that". Not everyone has the same views as you. And the girl got pregnant not because the boyfriend was "holding out" on her, but because she is untrustworthy (or a two-faced *****, whichever way you wanna look at it).
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Comments (225)
bob1124 0
Dump the bitch. Now. And **** her life. She's now stuck with a kid, or at least an abortion bill. Oh, and she just lost a fiance.
Chineseaznxd 8
um i thought ur fiance( as in future groom) was pregnant fiancee is the future bride...
catriona_cd 0
no no no.. string her along.. tell her you still love her. tell her you will stand by her. tell her you will look after the bastard kid and her THEN... kick her ***** ass out when its too late for her to stop it, laughs at her then walk away ;)
jonny2x4 0
OP, you are NOT the father! Drop the slore and let her deal with it herself. Obviously she couldn't keep her legs together long enough to marry you. Now she has to pay the price for being a hypocrite.
jackkerouc9 0
YDI That whole waiting for marriage is bullshit.
marlux 0
idk wat to say because it could have been from you while you were asleep, hope its not the other thing were she got some other guys baby
xoxo_carween 0
imagine; she probably already got married before. :) had sex. divorced. & then is going to marry you while she has a baby. isn't that nice? haha. you're going to be a father soooo soon! ;D goodluck making this one look like you!
gothymama 0
Bristol?
moonlight_daze 8
lol
Skellig 2
xD! Immaculate conception? If you're still hopelessly naive enough to believe in waiting until marriage to bonk, maybe you're naive enough to belief that shit too, hmm?
cactus_fml 0
Waiting until you're married to have sex isn't naive. It's just a choice. Some people do it, some don't. Now, thinking that if you have sex with someone they'll love you forever and ever, that is naive.
naja_12168 3
I just said the same thing to someone else. What exactly is naive about it? Nothing. It's called a PERSONAL CHOICE. Respect that other people feel differently than you do instead of insulting someone's beliefs or just plain agree to disagree.
annamg 0
Interesting how ignorant and intolerant some of you are. So what if some people wait until marriage... why do you care? How do their beliefs and choices affect you? Waiting works for a lot of couples, so stop moaning about something that shouldn't bother you, and is none of your business anyway.