doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Piedmont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
fuckmuppeter512
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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JADEstokesxo 0
how is it his own fault! its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in, so; what youse are basicaly saying is; he deserved it for being trusting. idiots.
adelaide_evening 0
I think this was supposed to be an FML because he was cheated on, not because he believes in sex after marriage. And you're being kind of an idiot with the whole "you deserve it for believing that". Not everyone has the same views as you. And the girl got pregnant not because the boyfriend was "holding out" on her, but because she is untrustworthy (or a two-faced *****, whichever way you wanna look at it).
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Comments (225)
barrett8806 0
Sorry man. Take care of my kid for me LOL
Crummie 0
dump the bitch. If you can't trust her now, do you think anything will change 10 years down the road?
Jastin 0
Maybe she's still a virgin?Is her name Mary?XD
superwhackfml 0
That's what you get for not knowing the difference between fiance and fiancee (or fiancé and fiancée, if you like). Now your boyfriend is pregnant. Good job.
Zombierella 2
LMFAO would be interesting if my boyfriend was pregnant =P haha i wonder how it would come out ;o
FrozenYogurt 0
At least you found out who she really was before you married her. Now you know she doesn't share your morals, and she obviously isn't the person you thought you were engaged to. And they aren't crazy radical religious ideas, it's just a personal choice; problem was she didn't agree or want to respect your choice.
Paige_Nicole10 0
wow deff fyl:(
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
Thats sex after marriage for you, You can only blame yourself (: Ahem, Virgin. (:
sirknz 0
Abstinence works...
bosshaug 0
Ydi for......well I can't really think of a reason but ysdi 8========D~~
invisiblerabbit 0
oh man. she was probably horny as shit and she just had lie to keep your prude ass happy. and then she couldn't take the burning desire any longer. she went to walmart and propped herself on a shelf. a fat hick named bubba came along and banged her in isle 15, isle 69 was just too corny, cliched, and plus, it was already taken. bubba was a catholic and did not beleive in birth controll. he popped in your girl and she ddnt even bother pushing out his cum (like they do in them creampie porno videos) because she was so sartisfied. given that she had nothing to compare it to, bubba's 4 inch **** and 28 seconds of pumping had left her ecstatic. now you will have to raise bubba's child, because in all likelihood, you are not pro choice. have fun dude. have fun... fyl.