Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Cads1 24
You mean that does not work?
lat187 18
I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.
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Comments (75)
pokemyeyes 23
*eyeroll*
melpower 23
She should wear headphones as well
Ilmoran 20
Definitely, the more people who hear her music, the more data she'll use.
gmian 34
She should totally download some FREE data! I started downloading it a year ago and I've paid NOTHING for my data since! Message me for more details about this AMAZING opportunity!!1!
Cllama 10
#39 where's the link? You're suppose to have a link when you offer free data. I don't know how to download my data absolutely free of charge!
zach205 24
You can download free data at Www.thisisascam.com For verification please provide name, address, email, credit card information, social security number, and common passwords
Internetflakes 13
*coughs* oh sorry... i think im choking on your self promo ..
flowerfliff 18
Makes sense, I'd rather have music that I can't hear for a longer time than actually use the data that I do have for something useful
ratman775 27
It may save battery, But it has nothing to do with data.
MJS103 15
3 was trying to say how idiotic her logic sounds
hasooon 24
I don't understand how people can't get sarcasm in this site.
toaster87 19
*slow clap* for 9
Cads1 24
You mean that does not work?
wolf12king 12
Apparently so, then why are we charged for text messages we can't hear them either
friday9733 11
You get charged less if you type without caps or punctuation.
Storvolleng 28
so THATS why leetspeak is å thing.
sultanm 7
hope you will have smart kids in feature
MyUsernameisEpic 29
Oh, the irony.
anarchymaniac 22
She must be new to technology
Chloe555_fml 27
*blinks* Does she apply the same logic with the TV and use of electricity?
Adam Chudomel 6
well actually if you lower the volume, the TV will use less electricity.. but the change in price is unmeasureable
Adam Chudomel 6
well actually if you lower the volume, the TV will use less electricity.. but the change in price is unmeasureable
lat187 18
I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.
tofimixy 10
That doesn't work? Well I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that.
CaptMacLeod 45
Far too many people don't understand technology, but don't want to be made fun of for it. So instead of asking someone who would know (or googling it themselves), they apply logic to their limited knowledge. Which can lead to someone wondering why "light" sour cream weighs the same as the regular.
aruden 25
To early for so much logic.
Brandi_Faith 34
Also, I think that sometimes they do ask, but they're asking a jerk who gives them false info just for the laughs. It sounds to me like someone told her this and she believed it. I can't see her just coming up with that logic all on her own. But I can definitely see some guy laughing like crazy at the thought of her going around "saving data."