Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML
Cllama
Miss 30 years-old
dBLIZZARD
United States
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML