Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
Today, my husband wants a divorce. His reason, so he claims, is that he went to see a card reader a few months ago and she told him our relationship would not last. Apparently, our astrological signs or something are not compatible, so he thinks we shouldn't waste our time. We've been married for 8 years. FML
Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
If the evidence of being together long enough to become engaged isn't enough for your fiancé to ignore an astrologer, then she is pretty much plain ignorant.
MsConfusedd 27
Just go outside at night and point at the stars and say "As you can cleary see, Capricorn is facing Gemini which is under the north star. Obviously, the stars agree that we were meant to be, otherwise Leo would be to the left!"
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Comments (133)
Jiinxx 8
sigh. those damn capricorns and their stubbornness.
MandieL 27
Lol, I had a palm reader tell me my marriage was going to fail a couple months before my wedding. I don't take them to heart, but regardless if it was going to fail or not, that's in the future and not now. I don't want to forgo my happiness in the present to "prevent" heart ache in the future.
mrperspire 4
It's sad how people believe that stuff. They will take the advice of a total stranger over the ones they knew
kimg0885 23
Wow Miss Cleo is dishing out tough advice; sorry op!
BobbieH 19
Better to find out she's looney tunes now than after the wedding! F your life now but it would be much more f'ed later down the road.
79farmboy79 1
What is your relationship doomed to? Maybe it's doomed to everlasting happiness!
thewife5 19
Now's your chance.. Eating your down payments is cheeper than divorce. If she snaps out of it, tell her the wedding is postponed cuz she isn't ready yet.
chuckcloninger 12
What a creative way to call off a wedding! And now your feelings aren't hurt and you only think she's a little wacky and not a bitch. Did the astrologer say it would be unlucky if she gave back the engagement ring too? Hmmm.
SimplyEerb 3
If she's that gullible then it's better it happened now instead of after the wedding.
writergirl23 19
It's only doomed because the astrologer said so!