Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
you mean burn HER shtuff.
jaypayboi16 0
wtf who uses myspace anymore!
Kgottber 8
Agreed with all of the above! Who the F still uses Myspace? You're better off.
Sweej 1
More like a total DOUCHE.... bag.
JeffreyEvans 0
Probably broke up with you, because you still had a MySpace... I mean not even Tom has a MySpace and he created it...
sassie8055 6
Wow who gives a crap if it was myspace or facebook? Really that is just plain ass chicken shit right there. Karma will get her just you watch!
superangryandy 2
Dumbass feminist shit.
superangryandy 2
Using logic and a bit of reasoning, they are all dumbass feminist *****. How does that feel assuming all women are feminist *****. Now you know how us men feel.
innerbeast86 3
that's what you get for still using MySpace lol
ZaraMarieSwag 0
Myspace?