Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Top comments
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!
tialeanne 19
Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.
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Comments (263)
Gabyzabyz18 8
I'm guessing somebody doesn't have a fiancé anymore
kayluhannemarie 9
Am I the only one who saw that this was posted at 11:11am and wondered what OPs wish was? lol
ice723 5
so you should have started off with my ex-fiance
Cachoo1999 1
I hope that u call off the engagement with thatjackass
diagnosed 15
wow dude he's a real keeper a very shallow individual. I would think that he would marry you regardless of whether or not you got your boobs worked on or not. I mean. looks fade with but the personalities its for ever
80sgurl 15
What a jerk! He should love u for u.
melbaby112 11
Say and Im ok with you paying for it lol
madamazinDana45 6
Plain and simple why marry a guy who wont marry you for you????? Unless he was joking dump him and call off the wedding!!!!!!
justagimmick 8
Say he has to pay, take the cash and find someone who'll appreciate you
hienzburgess 9
DUMP HIS ASS