Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!
tialeanne 19
Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.
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Comments (263)
old09 11
Congrats Your fiancé is twelve.
titibug823 11
Kick him to the curb...
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
So get it
skyeyez9 25
Tell him as long as HE pays for the surgery. Then after the surgery is finished and you have recovered, break the engagement off. Muahahaha Beat him at his own game!
twiztedone 19
**** em! Your better off without him!!
nickob96 25
What a ******* asshole... If he threatens your engagement if you don't get a boob job... He isn't the One for you! Tell him to **** off and find someone who loves you for who you are and not someone who is just in love with your breast size! Stay strong op!
Hammer01 8
Tell him he needs a penis enhancement .
CBunny13 4
Ditch that asshat.
awkward_gothlady 32
If you get the surgery, he'll find something else that you should "fix". Guys like this make me sick.
bredahl 26
Look at your engagement/wedding ring and say "I'm okay with the size of this rock now, but if it's not bigger within a week, I'm calling off the engagement and never speaking to you again.