Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!
tialeanne 19
Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.
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Slackness 10
What a superfluous piece of shit your partner is! In my 40+ years I dated: Just about every body type and physical appearance type, mixed amongst race, culture and religion. I would question, what is the basis for his right to judge? I think you should move on, this one is a waste of skin and spare donor parts. Me, am happily married to a lady who is an ex-mormon after divorcing the eye-candy. Never been happier. *and no, I didn't wander. Regs Much S.
noelleflores97 12
Dump that ass-prick
Damitol 3
I agree this guy's a moron. If he's interested in having kids, he'd know being pregnant increases boob size naturally. If he's just interested in big boobs tell him to get bent.
K_kanaka 26
Proceed to take foot to crotch.
faireanjell 5
Tell him if he doesn't get a larger "appendage" you're calling it off first
bellahorse 5
What an asshat. YOU should call off the engagement.
shellzy 20
I'm slightly concerned that those who are saying she should get the boob job are women. Ladies, you may have self esteem issues if your self worth is based on your cup size and there's something wrong with you if you think everyone else feels the same way. Get therapy. And to OP, I say the same thing everyone else is saying. Leave him. His attachment to you is shallow and superficial and based on his need to see you as an object, not a person. Get out while you can.
Acik91 26
Fortunately, there are not so many of those comments.
shellzy 20
They're still saying "Get it anyway and break it off lol!" It makes me sick. Like a woman only deserves confidence and self-respect if her boobs are huge.
shellzy 20
How far did you have to bend over to be able to talk out of your ass like that? Just curious. I said nothing of the sort. OP doesn't want bigger boobs, her fiancé wants her to get them, and look at the reaction here. People are telling her to get it anyway. It's the cycle of events that leads to poor self esteem in women and their need to treat their own bodies like objects, because boobs nowadays equates to their viability as a person. I've had that problem growing up. I'm a DD and I've never been happy with my body, I always wanted to get a boob job. I had to learn to be happy with myself and I am now. That's what I'm saying here. You wanna get a boob job and risk surgical complications, spend thousands of dollars, all so you can look like you have a couple of watermelons strapped to your front, which is really unattractive anyway? More power to you. But it's not fixing the underlying reason why you wanted it in the first place. That's what I'm saying.
amskilleroflove 7
Tell him that you'd be okay with him enlarging his penis, but you'd also be okay with him not doing it but you won't **** him ever again :/
emimimi 8
Find someone who loves you for you, not your boobs
dabum18 5
He is an ass he only wants 1 thing he dont love you Kick him to the curb and move on to better