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Today, I'm thinking about cheating on my fiancée with someone who will actually love me, not control me. FML
Today, I'm thinking about cheating on my fiancée with someone who will actually love me, not control me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I realised something awful. I'm in two wonderful loving ethical non-monogamous relationships and I can and do occasionally enjoy a one-nighter or more outside of these. It hit me - I miss cheating. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the man I love showed me the ring he's going to give to the woman that he loves. Who is someone else. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
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Chazzster 32
If you want to break up with your fiancé just do it. Don’t use some excuse to cheat on them - It just shows a lack of character. You will know it, your fiancé will likely eventually know it, and word will eventually get around. Show some character.
FluffythePink 24
I get the want to physically draw a line under the current relationship to actually end it in your head but you'll have way more self respect and less stress during the break up if you wait 'till after it's over. The other problem with this logic is cheating is not the best foundation for a new relationship. Take the fact that you are actively fantasising about a loving relationship as the End of your current one. Deep breath, make a decent extraction plan for yourself and just get out with as little mess as possible. Then take at least 6 months on your own, maybe throw in some therapy to regain your equilibrium before looking for anything serious. Your future partner will love you more for dealing with this trolly load of emotional baggage *before* you settle down with them.
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Chazzster 32
If you want to break up with your fiancé just do it. Don’t use some excuse to cheat on them - It just shows a lack of character. You will know it, your fiancé will likely eventually know it, and word will eventually get around. Show some character.
FluffythePink 24
I get the want to physically draw a line under the current relationship to actually end it in your head but you'll have way more self respect and less stress during the break up if you wait 'till after it's over. The other problem with this logic is cheating is not the best foundation for a new relationship. Take the fact that you are actively fantasising about a loving relationship as the End of your current one. Deep breath, make a decent extraction plan for yourself and just get out with as little mess as possible. Then take at least 6 months on your own, maybe throw in some therapy to regain your equilibrium before looking for anything serious. Your future partner will love you more for dealing with this trolly load of emotional baggage *before* you settle down with them.
Amanda Marie Nehez 13
Why wouldn't you do the decent thing and end it, instead of being a lying scumbag ?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Here's a crazy idea - dump your fiancee now while you still can. Trust me, it won't get any better. Don't wait until it's too late.
fab4lyfe 2
What happen to ppl being faithful ain’t even married but got the next one lined up SHOW SOME SELF CONTROL BE AN ADULT AND MAKE A DECISION!!! U either go thru with the I do’s and tell the next one u don’ts or Degrade ur self and ur current relationship by acting like a child
Marjo86 29
do not marry that woman. it won’t do any of you any good.