Today, while out shopping, my fiancé started talking to a cashier in a flirty manner as if I wasn't there, and casually referred to me as his housemate. I felt my heart break, but I'm too weak to bring it up with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, after my fiancé and I recently separated, their choice not mine, we decided to stay friends, and still live in the same house. Now I get the pleasure of listening to him flirt and have long conversations with some girl every night. FML
Today, I'm crushing so hard on my male roommate that I've basically become a doormat for him. Meanwhile, he's on the phone for hours with the pretty girl he met over Tinder. I feel pathetic, stupid and jealous, which I have no right to be. Worst part, we're still quarantined together. FML
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Top comments
Jon Tessler 14
if you are to weak to bring it up now, he will continue to do it, and probably cheat on you
slkeithh 14
damn. I don't even believe in praying but I'll pray for you. stand up for yourself because wtf.
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Comments (10)
Jon Tessler 14
if you are to weak to bring it up now, he will continue to do it, and probably cheat on you
kfchicken 31
yea "probably"
slkeithh 14
damn. I don't even believe in praying but I'll pray for you. stand up for yourself because wtf.
EmmaMK 35
Find the strength, and act. Do something. Talk to him or a friend don’t do nothing. You deserve to be respected.
RichardPencil 32
Kill him in his sleep and tell the cops he had sleep apnea. Leave out the part that the sleep apnea was caused by the pillow you held over his face. Meek people don't have many better options.
Dirtysalamander1 13
stand up for your bitch ass. you have power over you. you're in control!!
Brightside86 31
I'm surprised someone like that managed to get to the fiancé level, sounds like he thinks of you as kind of a placeholder until someone better comes along. I've been that guy though, kind of sucks when you realize you're no longer into your SO.
Lora Wood 11
Start planning your exit strategy.
And1 12
You know what to do, dump his sorry ass.
xxcutekatxx2 13
Should of said so this ring means nothing then.. gave it to the new girl and walked away. But in all seriousness this sucks and the fact he had the balls to do it in front of you should make you question what he does without you around. I hope you find the strength to leave as I think you'll have a lot of heartbreak from him in future.
sdaisym 5
say something!