Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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Comments (281)
Thedrugslikeme2 0
punch her in the stomach so it'll be a dead baby! :P then rape her and kill him. that's the only way through this.
seroquels 0
she should be glad she's pregnant. he's a f'ing prick having you sit through dinner with her only to end with that. that was a convo he should've had with you in private. ugh! i'm so sorry you had to go through that.
Barbiegurl22 0
Omfg I'm sorry you shoulda shot them both
CaRe_BeAr_23 0
damm tht sucks he had to bring her too, he just should of told u, he didn't have to bring the bitch along lol
che13love 0
and u just looked at him!!! blood would have been ever where!!! beat his ass for bring her there and beat her ass for that dumb ass smile!!!
BetterUThanMe 0
You should've spit in her face!
MDNL 0
if I were you I'd tell them both to get out and say that I spit and farted in the chicks food ^-^ sorry op fyl!
iansmommy 0
she must be smiling cause she is just so proud of her **** status. OP hope you gave your fiance a swift kick in the nuts and his ring back :)
JokeMeister 0
You're lucky YOU weren't the one about to have a baby with a confirmed CHEATER, right?!!
ouch1990 0
Your dad is a fucken asshole