Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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DontTouchMe1548 0
you should've smiled,said congratulations and go make them sandwiches, informing them after the first few bites that there was dog shit in it. :D
kaayalbx 0
Wow i'm soorryy.. what a dbag. Hate people who do that, theres no point in hurting someone like it.
eggjuggler 0
Be incredibly thankful that it's not you having his baby! And don't worry about that smile... you can smile the whole time his demon spawn is tearing vag apart... on through the part where she never sleeps and is constantly cleaning poop/vomit... and finally through the part where he leaves her/cheats on her as well. =)
DontTouchMe1548 0
oh and if he lives with you pack him a small suitcase with a half jar of peanut butter, a bar of soap, and a condom and kick his stupid ass and the slutty pregnant woman out.
panda7781 0
aw Hun idk what I would do. the only thing you can do is move on. :) and find you a new man.
thatsrugged 2
Simple answer to your FML- KICK HER IN THE ******!!
girlintx 0
what a bastard!!! break up with him because he doesn't deserve you. The so-called co-worker can marry him and get cheat on....
hedgehogs 0
I am so impressed that you did not kill both of them on the spot. Does he have anything valuable in the house that you can accidentally damage beyond repair? I think giving his clothes to the Salvation Army would be good, too.
jennniferlea 4
The FML is on the new gf because now she will be stuck with a cheating loser for life because of the kid. Once a cheater; always a cheater. Be grateful you didnt get pregnant and can dump his azz and find a real man. Think this as you smile back a her trifflin azz.
_Undead_ 0
cat fight! meow!