Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
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Top comments
MadlyInLust 5
Sounds like you're better off without him.
SheBeNeNe 16
It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.
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Comments (96)
Ziggy122 15
Looks like you dodged a bullet there. Two-timin' sunuvabitch.
MzZombicidal 36
Poor OP. I hope you don't waste too much time being hurt over that douche.
Memebribri 1
I was there and thought it was hilarious: "Josh, can you eat ham?" "Josh, is this your first Easter egg hunt?" "Josh are you...?" "Josh, can you...?"
Memebribri 1
oh shoot, wrong FML!
simoncat 11
WTF? I know this is icky but seriously you dodged this huge bullet. The guy is more than a douche. Super douche perhaps? You deserve and will find better.
Inciter 33
Unfortunately, some guys are really good at hiding it.
MakinMills 12
wow what a jerk. forget him and im sorry
baba01_fml 17
What kinda jar did you put his balls in?
dunicha 20
Good riddance to bad rubbish. You should warn his other fiance if possible.
lonewolf621 17
What an idiot...
jack_splat 11
Maybe now would be a good time to tell him that you are HIV positive........ Just to make him sweat.