Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
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MadlyInLust 5
Sounds like you're better off without him.
SheBeNeNe 16
It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.
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Comments (96)
perdix 31
He should blow off his career and focus on his bigamy. If he does it right, he can mooch off his two wives and never work a day in his life. Things will be cool until their cycles sync and he becomes the brunt of PMS in stereo.
Soloman212 28
Actually I think that their cycles syncing would be a positive, since then he'd only have to deal with PMS on the same timetable as a monogamist. Otherwise, he'd have to deal with it for up to twice as long a month...
perdix 31
#44, if they didn't sync up, he'd NEVER have to deal with it! He'd just be monogamous with the one who is good to go, while the one on her period spends a few nights in the garage.
cti 6
Hahaha, that made my day!
buckeyed 20
at least you learned this in the engagement. go and find someone whos worth it! and if he did mean another girl, maybe you should warn him about how much he likes to "focus on other engagements"
chanellgymnast 17
Wow. He is such a douche. I'm sorry OP. You're better off without him!
jelly713 19
I feel like there are too many FMLs where OP gets dumped where they're the back up relationship. It's sad that a lot of people don't understand the meaning of monogamy, being exclusive, etc. I really feel for all these OPs who are cheated on & used. I hope OP realizes she deserves better.
KingCeltic77 18
Real sorry OP, but look on the bright side; at least you found out he was a douche now before you got married before its too late. You're better off without him.
3rdbass 9
His career goal is to be a professional douche bag. Looks like he's off to a good start. Just be thankful you wern't married with kids before finding out, OP.
nikepatch 5
Keep the ring!
Leasha3 14
No REAL man cheats! Pathetic
lonewolf621 17
True dat!
loppisloppan 2
April fool's?
McNikk 15
If this is an April fools joke (I doupt it) than it's one of the most cruel and inconsiderate ones I've ever heard. Still an fml.
truesarrif 33
doubt**
McNikk 15
Thanks.
Pandacupcakelove 26
What a jerk. Both you and his "other fiancé" deserve better.