Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents informed that the man I'm going to marry had made it into the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, while registering to get married, my fiancé and I discovered that we’re already married and have been since our first foreign holiday together, to Vegas, when we got very drunk. Elvis was there. See where I’m going with this? Our parents are furious. FML
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rattusrattus 19
I did not know that divorce notices were put in the paper.
jerseyboy732 16
send it to jay leno for the "headlines" segment
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Comments (88)
TheFamilyElf 17
I'd say it's more of an fml for op's parents-in-law. Congratulations on your wedding, op. It sucks that their marriage won't last, but all you need to worry about is making sure yours does!
Devin91 20
Congratulations on your marriage and hopefully things work out !
CaptNomNom 17
Gosh I feel sorry for his parents. Happy marriage to u 2 though.
patrickalamo 48
Signs of future event to come.
rooney0710 5
Lifes never perfect
immaMonsta 8
I'm sorry, but I don't see how this affects you? They're you're in laws, and you'd want them to be happy naturally but some times things just don't work out. Besides, they're his parents, not yours. It sucks but it isn't going to keep you from betting married, does it? If it does, then FYL indeed. If not, then you don't get a vote from me lol.
ruebenrios 0
Congrats on marriage!
poohappens26 0
Hahaha my divorce was in the paper when my marriage one was in at the same time. But it took me 5 years of separation for me to finally get the douche to sign the papers lol so ya
Kasse 4
That does kind of mar your event. Sucks to be any of you, pretty sure the inlaws aren't to happy either.
AGU_zPhantom 0
Wow, my comment got deleted because I said this post shouldntve even made it onto the site? Haha wow mods you ******* retards.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Now you're on their death list for insulting them. They're watching you. Have fun in your sleep.
theevilduchess 12
Ya know, most people who don't care for an FML just don't comment on it. The fact that you have twice says to me, " I am an attention seeking douche". Sorry your feelings got hurt that you were moderated. But sir, you were being an ass hat.