Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
anonymous4991 tells us more.
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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Top comments
samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
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Comments (147)
samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
nickinak2010 4
Nice.
MetalxSoldier 26
Neighbors "I can help you with that (;"
ClassyCommando 13
Cat a man have a litter privacy around here?
ShyAnn29 15
20, sure, except OP is a girl
whoaaahorsie 7
i know! they cat possibly be serious. I hope the neighbors have forgotten about this by meow.
ClassyCommando 13
Oops, my bad. Scratch that, I meant woman.
LookOnBrightSide 12
1-This was seriously a catastrophe for OP.
biggestfan23 11
33- I know you're capable of saying something better than that
alimayBVB182 0
Lolololol so true
linkinpark98 24
Yeah, you've cat to be kitten me right meow! :3
ocean4venue 0
You've gotta be kitten me right meow,
mrpipp 0
28- win
ocean4venue 0
I was a little late, oops.
untamed112 0
Dang I was going to say that
qwaszxwesdxc 0
I see what mew did there
illjusbedamned 0
LMFAO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
TheDog6 24
Up until the ones about pokemon the jokes were purrr-fect
guerillazinsuits 1
Right meow.
JaleciaR 2
Lmao
kreepers 6
Forever alone!
noto_fml 0
Place and time Bruh. Right place, awful time. You just did it wrong
GoingToBeAPilot1 6
No number 2. I wish I could thumb you down twice.
theevilduchess 12
I tried :(. Fail on my part but a true testament to how not good this comment is.
esines 9
Judging by your name you're going to be forever alone
ireallylikepasta 12
*furever alone
Airman1988 9
I don't care that's still just weird seriously.
ClassyCommando 13
It's "weird" to talk to your cat in that way, perhaps. It's a sign of insanity when the cat talks back.
KeyboardWarrior 10
You don't care about what? Nobody asked to you to give a ****, and they don't give a **** that you don't give a ****.
NiiTeH 7
At least they like jokes.
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
VictoriaSchultz 8
*hear.
DJR_fml 2
There was no real reason in correcting him other than being a bit of a snob. I'm sure he just momentarily got here/hear mixed up as you did in your Bio.
nancyschmancy 9
Like their/they're in your profile? Damn, don't you hate when you correct someone's spelling and have a mistake of your own that everyone can jump on?
CaramelMacchiato 13
I know right, 7! It's like his neighbor was just casually standing by the window.
DobiesJS2012 9
Or..maybe OP lives in an apartment?
rubberduckie94 13
I live in the country and can run around in my yard naked if I wanted and no one would see me. It would drive me nuts to have neighbors so close. But it is a very funny fml. One of the funniest for some time.
KiddNYC1O 22
Hear hear pussy cat! I mean HERE!!
OhDearBetrayal 25
103- Is this your way of telling us that your suicide of choice is to be murdered by Grammar Nazis?
outch_fml 0
Here in New York, you can hear everybody's troubles, screaming, laughing, crying, sometimes a gun goes off here and there. But hey, the city that never sleeps right?
itskimHOLLA 0
I no ur gonna hate me for this but *hear GRAMMAR NAZI
VictoriaSchultz 8
It's even more funny considering that you're a girl.
plaguer 26
"lololol lesbians"
ManBroSkiGirl 10
Cat. Pussy. LOL
VictoriaSchultz 8
You're a genius.
SakeGurl 9
Wtg captain obvious !!
Michael_92 20
Next Albert Einstein right here guys!
lopsop 12
Congratulations
memob123 0
I didn't know that they let 7 year-olds on FML
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Thank you captain obvious with your sword and cape of duh!
RedPillSucks 33
Beavus without Butthead.
lyssalovesyou 0
Haha, on the bright side, you made someone laugh today! :) Least you're an exciting person.;)
banan001 6
God u must hav been talking pretty loud if the neighbours heard
kalbrek009 20
15, WTH are you using a "judge Judy" profile pic for....that's just as nasty as eating a chocolate covered cockroach, both of which make me want to puke.
banan001 6
I love JJ she rocks
kickuwithmyfist 1
They're soo jealous:]