Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0
I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)
bbailey19 3
fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round
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Comments (114)
picturescrazy 24
How is this a bad thing? He likes your body, if anything that's a compliment!
Veritas411 0
.oO what is wrong with you OP... unless you're blind and are the clayton Bigsby of the anti-fat movement how is this bad he's your Fiancee, clearly he likes you the way that you are, and does not find any one in the immediate circle of friends attractive people can be healthy at almost any size... so unless she makes the Radio skip, and is a runway model at the air port there is nothing wrong with being bigger and for the record by the official Govt BMI stats that define Obesity, Arnold Schwartzenegger is overweight, and just because one is thin it does not mean that they are healthy
natis123 0
BIG BOOTY BITCHES! lmfao
sallen0046 4
So what you're really saying is that you're upset because your fiance finds you more attractive than all your friends. Do you have any idea how many women would kill to have their boyfriends say such a thing, much less actually mean it? Get over yourself.
Delaneymarie 0
atleast he likes you for you!(:
Ultimate_Cynic 0
YDI for having a childish "Oh noes! Wailly waily waily!" attitude instead of being enthusiastic. After all, fat women have better sex.
I_have_no_clue 0
20 looks like she just stepped out of a Jersey Shore episode.
I_have_no_clue 0
thank you. that wasn't a knock on you btw, you're hot
lamargus 0
haha well you better not lose weight it looks like you will be getting a divorce ; )
AXavierB 1
He called you big, but he obviously meant it as a compliment considering he said he's ATTRACTED to big girls. He wasn't calling you a fatass.
Kiwifruit22 0
AWww he sounds sweet. He was obviously trying to complement you, failed alittle. but he meant well, he said he found YOU ATTRACTIVE. Believe him, and smile.