Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0
I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)
bbailey19 3
fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round
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Comments (114)
ndizzle 0
I just wish someone would pipe up n' say, "I modded this!!!" so they could be adequately mocked.
AK_capitals 0
mre cushin for the pushin haha
Primus_fml 0
Well look on the bright side! He won't cheat on you! Or that could have just been a really mean excuse. Either way, that sucks OP
lacouremmanuel 3
Well, from the phrasing of the fml I think it is less likely to be a spontaneous declaration and more like the guy was tricked into it: if the poster was saying or suspecting that he was cheating on her and put forward the fact that she was bigger than her friends he might not have thought of a better answer...
Jammy01jams 2
ydi for being fat. and don't give me this shit about it fine to be fat. no get off you lazy ass nobody in medieval times was fat. only in modern times where tv and sitting are the norm. get ******* lives.
natural711 6
..,:.....hah high five for being judgemental and a low five for telling this bigch as it is, it's not a sin if ur fat okay only of going up the stairs is like giving birth then that's saaddddd to the extreme!
Liv94 2
You need to shut the **** up, because your proabably overweight yourself since you proabably don't even know the definition. You are a cruel and inhumane person to judge someone by their weight. Plus they can still be healthy and beautiful. Look at all of the plus sized models. So get off your high horse stupid ass, grow a pair, and get a heart!
requiem360 0
ur an idiot. alot of people in medieval times were fat. obesity isn't some new 21st century thing
requiem360 0
ur an idiot for thinking no one was fat in medieval times
aardvarkish 17
OK, so he'll cheat on you with a blind date.
BrandiiX 0
49 You have absolutely no way of knowing the average weight of people in the 15th century? >.> I suggest you do a bit more research before you try and reference something. It's obvious you don't have a clue when it comes to history. Dumb ass... >.>
TJT 0
yet another Goodyear blimp stupid fat women
amazingjane 0
big girls need love too! God bless chubby chasers!
luv_luv_lollipop 0
the only thing I c is tht they r talkin about her friends I don't think she's saying tht he would cheat on her with some1 she isn't friends with