Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, the guy I picked on in high school got his revenge. He bought out my dad's car shop above market value and then closed it. My dad doesn't care, he gets to retire early, while I get to watch something I'd hoped to inherit get torn down and sold off. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, my dad came up into my room and told me that as a consequence of breaking my MacBook in anger, he’s punishing me by helping him with yardwork every single hour of the day. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
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Top comments
TheCrispyCat 20
I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.
Ambient25 25
You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...
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Comments (97)
siggy_mcsigx 22
Sell the sand for upcoming snow storms? Lol I guess. But Monopoly does cause the worst kind of family fights! Haha
grumblebum 16
Free sand.
moondoglou420 17
Move it all into his car
DragonDude 24
Next time don't bankrupt the man...
Retrokitty 9
I'm impressed you actually finished a game of monopoly.
alria_storm 11
Monopoly: tearing families apart since 1903.
sabrinalynn22 19
This isn't a game for sissies. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
AntiPrude 26
Lol! Your sounds hilarious haha "**** it, I'll fill his driveway with sand." At least it was original xD
4x4kid 7
Look who's dirty rich!!!!!
tjw1616 21
lol your dads awesome! :) clean up is going to suck though, sorry op :(