Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, the guy I picked on in high school got his revenge. He bought out my dad's car shop above market value and then closed it. My dad doesn't care, he gets to retire early, while I get to watch something I'd hoped to inherit get torn down and sold off. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, my dad came up into my room and told me that as a consequence of breaking my MacBook in anger, he’s punishing me by helping him with yardwork every single hour of the day. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
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Top comments
TheCrispyCat 20
I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.
Ambient25 25
You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...
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Comments (97)
gingaa96 18
Well shame on you for not taking it seriously enough. That shit's for real.. Just imagine what he would do if he lost in risk..
AnOriginalName 19
Well then he'd probably turn into a maniacal, world-craving dictator. And that's just what happens a few turns into Risk. Imagine what would happen after.
worldclassrager 41
Monopoly was the worst game ever created...but hey it's better than pennies...
wopchop12 8
You my shitty sir are retarded
worldclassrager 41
Oh come on bill gates paid Steve jobs in Pennies after a lawsuit...
jannatanelle 5
if this did happen it's counter productive the cost of copper makes pennies more valuable per pound.Bill would have been giving Steve more money therefore have no revenge. And in Erie Pa we buy sand for our beaches that erode EVERY spring and spend about 10-20gs a year. So yea I'd look at this as a come up.
A7XCamaro 19
Newer pennies don't gave nearly as much copper as they used to. It's also very illegal to melt pennies into copper bars
HowieDoIt 21
Since you took Boardwalk, he didn't want you to have a Park Place.
Breegotcake 14
I don't think my family have ever finished a game of monopoly but I do know someone left the table pissed. You gotta love family time. Lols
olpally 33
Do not pass go, do not collect $200. But here's some sand? Lol. Your dad is a dick.
sunnyray812 42
Monopoly is taken very seriously.
ASBriere 8
Noted for when my kids grow up. Go dad!
yerawizardlizzy 27
How mature.
capthigh 16
replace all the money in his wallet with monopoly money how you like them apples dad
Mailman2121 15
Well, that escalated quickly.