DuckMan
Truthbomb
Today, I made my niece cry when I told her that snakes are just tails with faces. She won't stop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cantwin
Zwevegem, Belgium
It wasn't me!
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
ambiiii
Marble Falls, United States
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Granny
United Kingdom
Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML
lawdy
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Bad guy
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old niece, who rudely but cutely asked me why my nose is so big. Trying to make light of it, I told her, "It's because I lie a lot, just like Pinocchio." Now she won’t stop asking who I lied to and told my sister and her husband that I’m a "bad guy." FML
Misty3242
United States
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
squishy
United States
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Ksweety_fml
Snek
Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML
loserwithlice
United States
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
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GhostFox 34
What made you think that telling a little girl that one animal is the tail of another severed from them that has grown a face would be a good idea.
Arashikage 18
Now I'm about to cry
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Comments (10)
GhostFox 34
What made you think that telling a little girl that one animal is the tail of another severed from them that has grown a face would be a good idea.
zeffra13 31
"Tails with faces" does not automatically mean severed tail off another animal. She was probably referring to that all neck vs. all tail joke.
GhostFox 34
What are tails usually on? Animals. Why would a tail not be on an animal? Someone cut it off. Children have very literal interpretations of things.
Arashikage 18
Now I'm about to cry
Glowworm56 27
Please don't make the same mistake when she's older and describe sperm as being just tails with faces.
sweetbliss3 37
I literally laughed out loud. oh how true that is and I never thought of it that way.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Shouldn't you be telling her your a snake
DraconicFeline 31
But snakes are so cute though... :’(
Lobby_Bee 18
I just got a new perspective on snakes and I don't know how I feel about it.
tonyfan00 38
I thought they were faces with tails...
lurks 8
Taken from Facebook
randybryant799 21
God that's awful. Sounds like a horror movie. Why would you tell a kid that?