Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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carameldrizzle 0
why do people think it's cute to act like this
whiteboy7thst 2
Are you cockshite?
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Comments (395)
MaliceandMisery 4
"Emo" for most people is basically an insulting word for anyone who dresses in black -_- I once dressed in a black turtleneck and black jeans and was called emo :( That, and it's not always for people who pretend to be depressed and cut themselves for no reason. You wear something like h. Naoto or (if you're a girl) Lolita, and ta-da! You're an emo!
carmilla15 0
that's happen to me, but it was goth and it was my uncle born in the twenties.
lovely_leahh 0
emo was SOO 6 years ago ;)
J9DeeZy 4
c'mon, railroad tracked looking arm scars are all the rage.
Xotoolyxo 16
ur nans funny haha
EG14_fml 8
.... theres nothing wrong with goth or emos. we dont ask for sympathy, only a very few of us cut ourselves (I never have), and guess what? WE CAN SMILE! surprised?
hokesmash 0
emo peeps suck
Username2321 0
Hahaha
ShonaSaurus 1
The cool emos never admit their emo...
coke51 0
Jesus!