Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my partner was sent 450 miles away by the army, after he had been home for only 22 hours. Yesterday they told him he could come home for two weeks. I guess the British army doesn't want me to be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
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DBkkk 0
That is mad messed up. Go spend some time with him. I betchu he loves you that's what counts.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Jeez, your family is selfish. Maybe appease them both and do things as a family and invtie your boyfriend?
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Comments (94)
courtneycosta 0
Selfish people. Congrats to having him back Home safely.
FweakofCydonia 40
Its good that he's home safely.
wickedwyatt234 3
Hey at least you got him back
merrielp 13
Spend time with your man. It's important.
narutoxhinata109 5
Kill your family. It's the only way.xD
Argretto 5
Tell your family to **** off
Baller_Bob 17
Your family sucks
bleedingglitter 24
This is a really strange/creepy concept to me... My family isn't very close so as long as the house was clean and meals were cooked my mom wouldn't care if I were spending time with a serial killer let alone my boyfriend.
heli110 14
Here's an idea. Tell your family to **** off and or eat a dick.