Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Larawk 8
Old timer has a few tricks up his sleeves lol
Bonzer 2
Troll grandpa: 1 You: 0
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Comments (124)
jenniiienyc 5
Haha, grandpa the trickster. That's funny, but FYL. I don't get why old people get away with lying, in my experience they lie the most.
perdix 31
Suck it up, princess, snitches get mysteriously cut out of wills. Gramps will admire you for taking one for the team and he'll remember you when he croaks.
kimg0885 23
Unless grandpa has nothing to give?! That would be grandpas final prank from beyond .., no will at all! Plus you shouldn't be nice to people just in the hopes that they will remember you in their will.
pokefan813 16
Or just troll op even more and cut him Out of the will anyway...
perdix 31
#65, except when they get really old and grumpy and mean and smelly. Then, hoping to be treated kindly in their will is the ONLY reason to be nice to them.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Old age comes with exclusive presidential pardons from punishment. I remember when my great-grandpa threw chicken bones at strangers at El Pollo Loco and got away with it, except he played the "senile senior" or "señor" act.
craigalakszay 0
why would you want to sit in front
THE_A_TEEN 28
Makes you closer to the action or the sex scenes in Watchmen.
dansythomas 6
Just because they're old doesn't mean they're still not sneaky(;
xxjenn27xx 8
Your grandpops funny! But kinda mean he got you grounded :/
worldclassrager 41
check the security footage...it's so reveling...just hope you don't find something else you don't want to find...it's mind scaring
OhTehIronyHurts 4
He seems to still be in his "teen" years. Being sneaky AF.
OhMinty 5
Why are there so many fmls about evil grandparents?
DocBastard 40
Because the mods won't publish the ones about grandparents buying their grandchildren ice cream and giving them money for their birthdays.
OhMinty 5
Haha well my point was that grandparents are getting more and more evil by the day.
VolleyAly 14
That sucks but it's really funny!!