Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Larawk 8
Old timer has a few tricks up his sleeves lol
Bonzer 2
Troll grandpa: 1 You: 0
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Comments (124)
martin_martian7 11
That's one fun living life grandpa!!
007type 26
*alive
Warden1986 16
At least he still knows how to have fun. Sucks you got grounded though.
AmericanJedhead 10
Well you do have to respect your elders so I wouldn't call him out the lie, but aside from that, YOUR GRANDPA'S SICK!!! I wish that my Grandparents would do crazy things like that:)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Snacks are flying Grandpa's lying So OP got the blame Now you're in trouble Stuck in your bubble You'll never look at gramps the same
nerobluerose 10
I cried.
br0ccoli 15
18 - I read that to the tune of Demi Lovato's 'skyscraper.' Yes? no?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Did you have to Make it seem like It was OP who was To blame? You can take all his spare time away Leaving him inside his room to pray That he will laugh last That one day he'll get you Go on and try to bring him down He will get his revenge and go "pwn!" Like a baws he got you Like a baws he got you Well... It rhymes?
kittytub 12
89- sounds better as jingle bells :D
mrz1177 11
Do that with skittles and tell people to "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!"
coughyochick 7
He hasn't gotten entertainment like that since Nam.
soulebelius 17
These grandpas are ******* LOOSE lately! haha
coolcocoxxx 12
Troll Grandpa FTW... Haha that's brilliant! But FYL all the same. Try explaining what happened to your parents?
olpally 33
At least he didn't talk about fisting a girl to make her ******... Throwing candy is a major step up from that!
charlieisawesome 4
Whaaaat does that have to do with anything... Lmao
SqueakyChipmunk 22
39) previous fml ref. you haven't been here long, have you?
olpally 33
It's a recent FML reference. Scroll through the most recent pages and you'll see what I'm talking about. Lol.
nora111197 8
Lol
thetguy 4
Haha I bet when you got in trouble and went to blame him, he looked at you and said, "Problem?"