Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Larawk 8
Old timer has a few tricks up his sleeves lol
Bonzer 2
Troll grandpa: 1 You: 0
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Comments (124)
88vivera 9
That is soooo not fair
lemonademixer 7
Hey, at least you have a grandfather that makes good pranks up. Mine thinks giving me a barbie on my birthday should reward him with the world's best prankster medal.
1994blues 3
that awkward moment when your grandpa is more awesome than you.
RKD 23
Op, that sucks for you, but your grandpa is awesome-wish I had known either one of my grandfathers-even if they pulled stunts like that!
karencitaa 4
Is there any left over snacks ?
afropuffjake 9
May as well throw some snacks at your parents too then claim you may as well have gotten the satisfaction out of whatever you're gonna get grounded for... XD
PinkFriday09 2
Put your grandpa back in his cage. Don't let him out next time.
mpalmiter4717 8
Your grandpa is a friggin genius! Enjoy him and take lessons
R4LJ 10
YOUR GRANDFATHER IS A G (as in.GANGSTA NOT GANGSTER)
wait_for_it_ 3
sounds like Abe Simpson