Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I saw that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML
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Top comments
Geist_fml 0
Are you positive they're your family?
Zhejan 0
Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!
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Comments (54)
benjibud365 0
i'd have my phone and find a friend that lives around there to hang out or pick me up, but thats me.
Peroxide 3
You looked so peaceful and content spooning that hobo they decided to leave you alone.
Intoxicunt 6
Win.
blastvortex 4
Accident or not, I'm LMAO. Hope you had your cell on you. xD
meezer008 0
LMAO HAHAHAHA this is so awesome FYL indeed
uchihasasuke 0
prolly cause ur ugly
YourFace_xD 0
lol eeks ? :o
rockscheer101 0
some family
ceepevoy 0
it's like a scene from the movie Joe dirt!!!!
MissEmeraldPrinc 0
fyl
eparbackwards 3
hahahaha! great family