Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I saw that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, my husband had a bad stomach bug and fever. While I was at work, he had diarrhoea but couldn't make it to the toilet so he went in the bin next to his desk, crawled back into bed, and passed out. It sat there in this heatwave for 5 hours. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
I guess it's time to do everyone's favorite past-time when they are home alone. Take off your clothes!
perdix 31
The fever is making your delirious. Your family didn't forget you, they ditched you.
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Comments (109)
hpdemily33 7
that sirecly sucks!
amadais 1
Maybe they were out to get u meds or something and in that case it would be the polar opposite
sailorzoe 14
Or because OP ruined the family vacation by being sick the whole time. Take some vitamin C and stop being such a drag! ;)
MizzErikaHart 8
so they left u n now u got ur own private country house. Try n have a party, live it up til they remember to get u.
iSitt 0
at over 101 op should see a doc
misslc 4
ummm no. op needs advil or Tylenol and the fever will go away. a fever does not usually require a fever
joooeee 3
a redundant phrase doesn't usually require a redundant phrase
1215116a 14
But why wouldn't one person stay there to watch him if he's sick? And if op said they left, they probably took all their stuff, proving they left back to their home.
jBordeniv 0
How did you fit your bed in the kitchen?
misslc 4
I meant a fever doesn't usually require a doctor... sorry for the accidental repetiveness and redundacy
BlackOpsPWNR 0
OP, why would y'all leave a house for an apartment??????!?!?!11111
Docbee 11
Alone in a house... in the dark... free to do whatever you want;)
dandawg69 0
I agree with 55, have a sexy party.
Taconuggets 0
You sir, are an idiot.
cparrenas 3
No, they hate her.
iAmScrubs 19
I guess it's time to do everyone's favorite past-time when they are home alone. Take off your clothes!
00SPRANGER00 0
I have the urge to reply with Bruno mars lyrics but I can't remember them...
AAShah 0
I thought I was the only one.
lalalaughter 0
"ill just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose."
00SPRANGER00 0
that's what they are!!
RawrSickle 2
You mean post about it on FML instead of getting help. XD
Justforlolz 14
"Hell if I'm going to die, I'm going to die wearing the same thing I wore coming in!"
whiteboy7thst 2
they think your dead
BB_ava 0
I really can't tell. is this s'posed to be sarcastic and funny?
fatalkiss 0
Maybe they left to get you some remedies & didn't want to wake you? That, or you're walking home
austin0023 0
^walking
shakeTHEworld 12
That's horrible! What kind of family forgets their own kid? FYL indeed. I mean, didn't anyone ever wondered if there's someone missing?
thebestof1984 0
Have you seen Home Alone!! They forgot their son twice!! :p
Lexiloulynn 2
But that's because they are morons!!
volley4eva1698 0
I hate it when people say indeed
mine2take 5
I agree. If you really loved your son as much as you said the first time he got left behind, why would you leave again. But, I love the rest of the movie.
lovepebbles 1
just like the movie home alone!!
LarRy_PokR_ 0
It's bad enough they left you sleeping but ahilé you were sick too!
thekrammer 5
Maybe you wished your family away, know your Home Alone.
eftup 9
good thing you aren't dead!
krissbrunnette 0
Gee, whatta family?
MrXerxes5 6
Throw a huge party and just trash the place. then when they're asleep get a bunch of your friends together and try to move each one of their beds outside where you shower them in skunk juice