Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I saw that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML
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Top comments
Geist_fml 0
Are you positive they're your family?
Zhejan 0
Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!
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Comments (54)
Monado 0
最瘸的企图在中国评论，
g7190g92 1
You should've just never gone back home. Then maybe they'd feel bad.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Exercise does a body good.
ashleykate01 0
Wow your famil sucks. You deserve better lol.
ThisVampyricLust 0
45 minutes isn't that long of a walk. But, depending on where you live in Cali, I wouldn't want to walk 45 minutes either. I hate the heat. D:
wolfy_fml 5
45 minutes of walking isn't a lot.... but walking the distance that it takes a CAR to go in 45 minutes is a different story all together! I think the average walking speed of a human is 3mph, but a car will go like say 40mph.
Starchild21 3
Except Home Alone was a much better scenario, this one just sucks. _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Erindub 0
No doubt about it your life is ******. Now you've got to plot some revenge on them. Good luck
amy397123 0
Stop trying to be clever. You are very bad at it, and it almost makes me want to hit you.
amy397123 0
您是愚蠢的。
Witchcraft_fml 5
It's okay, Triumvirate. These people don't know good puns when they see them. :]