Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Smurphy121 23
I think he just proved your point.
S_Gnu 17
Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.
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Comments (116)
Sathane 21
Cool. Now he gets to buy you a new truck and spend some time in jail too.
babygirlprincess 17
I guess he "dumped" you back
pandalover69 26
So you dump him and then he goes and proves your point?? What a dumb ass, good riddance, now he owes you money and there's a chance he can go to jail for vandalism.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
being a truck guy myself. that guy just asked for the beating of the century.
Dexter83_fml 17
That is criminal damage. Do you have any supporting evidence to prove it was him ???
Koolaidandtacos 21
I don't undersand why he would do something like that to you.
SkullSphinx 10
Sue the ever loving god out of him. He dang near ruined your car!
hoosiergirl94 31
He really proved you wrong
SadSouthernBell 18
I'm still waiting for a sarcasm font as well :-)
Benmantha 31
..what the hell is a crankcase?
Thorzix 23
Part of the engine that houses the crankshafts.
Benmantha 31
Aye, thank you. Always those disadvantages of not being a native english speaker.
Patstarr 6
flat 3 oh his tires so he can feel how you feel