Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Smurphy121 23
I think he just proved your point.
S_Gnu 17
Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.
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Comments (116)
Krypt1c 11
Along with the above comments, the police do need to be involved. That is not a cheap or easy fix and that is destruction of property along with several other charges.
nandybear 19
That's slightly terrifying. I suggest police involvement.
ellismai 2
Did you think that he was going to STOP being immature and disrespectful when you dumped him?
quarterbird 18
That's something a girl would do.
hanna_1626 20
Screw him! I'm sure you could do much better op!
jacob_coryell98 8
damn
jakeiw732 5
lol he showed you! what a d!ck.
kaseyyeahh 7
damn thats sure to show you you made the wrong choice and win your heart back!!
fabcade 14
and did you call the police?
worldclassrager 41
Did he have to prove your standpoint?