Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Smurphy121 23
I think he just proved your point.
S_Gnu 17
Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.
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Comments (116)
20bricks 28
That must really grind your gears.
enginsteve 17
i cant believe this took 11 comments!
bad_boyfriend 10
How did he remove the crankcase cover? Thats not like slashing tires or putting sugar in the gas tank. Someone would need the keys and a lot of time to accomplish what you are talking about.
isamu89 10
Opened the oil cap
bad_boyfriend 10
You still have to pop the hood to open the oil cap. Who leaves their car unlocked anymore?
Jeromiah 8
My 80 Camaro's hood unlatches from the outside
Ashd09 30
maybe the OP lives in a more rural area and doesn't lock the truck while they're sitting at home. I know where I live we don't even lock our cars out in town because we have nothing worth stealing in the car
lexwilder 16
Did anyone else notice this username and the irony here?
bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah a lot of people out where my dad lives don't lock their cars, . We have a name for them...idiots. Its 2015 people, if you aren't locking your car then anything that happens to it is your fault.
laden_swallow09 35
No, 54. Is it yours? Don't touch it! Did you touch it and it's still not yours? She was wearing a slinky little dress that rode WAYYYY too high up on her thighs. That must mean she wants you to forcibly violate her and brutalize her, right? You deserve every bit of misfortune that comes to you. It's YOUR fault, not hers.
MmmPinkTacos 11
That escalated quickly....
Foxfire15 15
Sheesh. going to have to agree with 54 here. Sure, it's easy to leave stuff unlocked, but it isnt't exactly a hassle to do so unless you're lazy. That said, not blaming the OP. Could be a lot of ways to get at the engine depending on the age and condition of the truck. Ex is an ass.
texaskitty86 25
#12, I agree that something had to be going on for OPS ex to do this, but it may not have been anything she did. As an example, I used to have an old Chevy truck that my boyfriend could unlock with his motorcycle key. He couldn't start it, because the truck was old enough to use 2 different keys for the locks and ignition, but being able to open the door would give access to the hood release. As for time to do it, how many times have you seen someone in their driveway or a parking lot with their hood up? maybe you ask if they need help maybe not but do you ever wonder whether or not it's their car? The Ex could have easily gotten away with the when OP was at work or in school with her truck in the lot.
danielhartlesss 13
All you need to do is use a screwdriver to slide the latch over. If the vehicle has an open grill, you can even remove the entire latch assembly with the hood closed.
DocBastard 40
Your only solution is sweet, sweet revenge. Ok, here's what you do. Drive over to his house and... Oh wait...
sexymomo1234 20
You shouldn't sand for this! Get it? Stand=Sand.... No? Ok.
ArturoJames 13
I feel that your pun would have gone over much better if you didn't point out the obvious.
aj9319 16
He just made sure you never think about getting back together. Wish you a rocking single life for now, OP.
noahbeck102 3
What he was probably just trying to make a swimming pool!
danielhartlesss 13
A: How often do swimming pools have sand? B: How often do swimming pools have motor oil?
IWishIWasObama 12
Congrats on being right.
keiNan_fml 35
You did the right thing dumping him and he proved your point.
Cringey 18
This is why aliens don't visit us
NotYourAnon 10
Can't you sue him or charge him for property damage or something?
pandalover69 26
She can have him arrested.