Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Smurphy121 23
I think he just proved your point.
S_Gnu 17
Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.
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Comments (116)
elizacandle 29
looks like you made the right choice
Jellysweetheart 23
I'm pretty sure he can get arrested for that...
killjoywannabe 18
Should've seen that one coming. FYL, OP.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Hi I'm the OP. I'm a guy btw. So my car was locked but it has a keypad by the door handle and he knew the code so he got in and opened the hood. I live in a rural area and he must have done this at night. I don't have any proof that it was him. But my engine is ruined, as is a part of the transmission shift modulator because they use the same cooler. It will be needing replacement, which will be covered under insurance. He was a dipshit and I am glad he's gone. And his prized Mercedes Benz may or may not be having a run in with a rusty hammer sometime soon. Thanks for all of the funny comments and words of support!
SkylineFTW97 25
As a car guy myself, I know the feeling of wanting to tear the throat out of anyone who harms your car, but I would never lay a finger on a vehicle for that purpose.
danielhartlesss 13
OP should just claim vandalism through insurance and then get a rebuilt long block installed
annabellatrix 11
Boy did he prove you wrong.
Hildy93 21
What a little bitch
Rkikkas9713 25
If it caused any damages to your vehicle you can sue him and/or press charges against him.
pyrexicpoet 18
Darude - Sandstorm
PurpleLover20 11
well at least he didn't go extreme and put sugar in your gas tank
dhinnah 1
I hope you meant there to be humor in this. . . or you don't know about anything mechanical. . .