flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doggone
United States
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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yomommma 6
Reminds Me Of Jeepers Creepers
kitteycat 0
did you get your dog back? I'm sorry to hear, this is horrible!
hubbs666 2
natural selection vs annoying lap dog
gar4152 0
All u people saying it was a little rat dog, or use a leash u are all ignorant. Maybe it was a puppy. U obviously don't know how big and how much an owl can carry. Could have been a Rotweiler puppy. u don't know. Also maybe it was in their own fenced in yard. Who puts dogs on a leash in their own yard?
Delta2Almanac 7
I agree. . . I live in the country where a hawk tried to grab one of our cats. . . we found the hawk in our garage being nom'd on by our cats
Punkpoptart1119 20
I totally agree with you..I know in some places its illegal to have your dog chained up in a fenced in yard..
misomalu 0
maybe if you bought a real dog and not a rat this wouldn't have happened
dewlover33 3
Stupid muggle.
Delta2Almanac 7
so THAT'S what happened to Sirius Black. . .
ganjaone 2
hilarious!
cretan 4
Then you dis not really have a dog obviously
satansdaughter90 0
your fault for having a small ass rat dog
anothersuicide 0
..did it happen to be a white owl..?