flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
doggone
United States
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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Comments (537)
Punkpoptart1119 20
People that are saying that they need to put their dog on a leash, what if the dog was in a fenced in back yard? Ever think of that? And OP, thats so sad. I'm sorry about that..its so sad to lose a pet, especially in that way. =(
nevinwhitis 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. that's my dog is an actual dog and not a rat. mine weighs 180. I'd like to see the bird it'd take to pick that up.
MeganCello 8
FUCKTARDS WHO SAY HE DESERVES IT, it could have been a puppy. Which would eventually turn into "a real dog". Either way, just STFU.
hayleclark 17
I agree .
ThorneCrossed 9
sounds like you're getting pretty angry, which in turn, is hilarious
KickItHigh 32
I'm guessing your dog is a puppy chihuahua and it looked like a rat...
sarahhoho 0
and did you just sit on your ass and watch the whole time?
angelboo 0
that is funny
ghettojoker 4
Its all part of the cycle. your dog just happened to be at the lower food chain
JeffHorlick 1
If an owl can carry your dog away then two things are true, 1. It was not a dog, 2. it was not yours.
cheetahcake19 0
Awh. Too bad u couldn't shoot the owl before it got your doggie.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Next time get a real dog and this won't happen.
gar4152 0
You don't even know what it was. YDI. Could have been a puppy.