Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
He prefers the dog
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
What a treat
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
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cjack188 13
It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!
Pleonasm 36
Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.
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worldclassrager 41
It's a good defense...but this is taken a bit to an extreme...
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
You feed them, bathe them, keep them warm and even wipe their asses, and in return this? Thank goodness I hate dogs too much to keep them as pets. No I don't care if you vote me down on this, its my opinion.
MzZombicidal 36
If that's how you feel over one dog playing dead, I'd hate to see how you'd deal with kids.
WellThatSucked89 13
I'm sorry... you wipe your dog's ass? Seems true you don't like dogs, because they don't need their asses wiped. They are not infant humans.
Vegeto30294 19
Because every dog acts like this. Okay. Look at a cat, MANY (note that word) will try to hide from you if given too much attention. Animals, just like kids, have times where they want to be alone too. And the whole "its my opinion" tripe, its just as much your opinion to say it as it is ours to say the opposite.
zandalee 20
Not going to vote you down for hating dogs, I'm going to feel sorry for you. I think that's really sad!
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
My children are human beings. .. I do not see how my dislike if dogs has anything to do with my children. I do not see the point of raising an animal that very well may one day harm you
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
I never had a dog and never will. But you wioe their poop don't you? when you bathe them don't you wash their butts? An infant child only needs poop help for a year or two .
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Put ip a picture of yourself wiping your dogs poop off the ground. Then look at it and see who is really "sad"
WellThatSucked89 13
The fact that you used more than one comment to defend yourself is beyond saddening. I did not bring *your* children into it, ever. I was merely stating that I do not wipe my dogs ass. He has his own hygiene. Ever seen a dog lick its ass? 9 times out of ten it is not just for fun..
Helldemon 32
#38 how do people like you manage to breed? For one people do not wipe their dogs ass(least not anyone I've ever known). Two, dogs don't just randomly harm their owners, how ignorant and stupid can you be.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Not as stupid as you. Not liking dogs has nothing to do with my intelligence. Ewww they LICK themselves clean???.. and then I see dog owners getting licked by their dogs... you just grossed me out even more. And yes I will reply, if you think that is sad then go think that.
WellThatSucked89 13
All animals besides humans lick themselves clean! Its a standard biology fact. Go back to grade school and then come up with a valid argument.
Xotoolyxo 16
You have a brilliant dog
Ksweety_fml 27
I love your dog!. Hahaaa...
Nish007 15
lol
p_nafnaf_fml 12
That's what Rob dyrdek discribes as "Humanimal" X'D !
abutton 15
My dog just bites me when he has had enough.
154rct 7
Smart dog
MisterDoge 14
I wouldn't have done that!
braga_fangirl98 13
I feel for you OP