Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
jrad
United States
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Anonymous
He prefers the dog
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Anonymous
Sainte Genevieve, United States
What a treat
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Top comments
cjack188 13
It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!
Pleonasm 36
Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.
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Comments (65)
brandoneyez1 25
You pester him too much!
kyu_Q 19
You need some friends.
awilliams44 9
My dog has seizures D:
guitardude69 11
But does he/she play dead ?
Michael903 18
Maybe your dog is part cat...
perdix 31
Invite your grandparents over.
Ohthatsnasty 17
Perdix was referencing the recent FML about the OP's granparents coming over and spending more time with the dog than him.
jessBeAqueen 13
play dead when he needs feeding and lets see how he likes it. hmph!
perdix 31
If your dog is hungry and thinks you are dead, he'll just start eating you. Sounds like that strategy can backfire.
JMichael 26
Are you sure he/she wasn't just tired? Dogs are allowed to be lazy too.
skyeyez9 25
My dogs are attention ****** and are attached to me like little furry tumors with adoring eyes. I sleep in the bed at night pinned down with one dog on each side. Some dog breeds are more social than others. What breed does OP have?
uarudeassbitchyo 17
The struggle is too real
jefrey 9
next time that your dog wants to play.......... you play dead... Lol