Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
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djdeadly 14
Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you
Black_Ink 20
"Man's best friend"
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Comments (52)
djdeadly 14
Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you
writerchic85 26
I've never read any news stories about cats ripping their owners necks out.
walid820014 20
How can this be "You Deserve It"...
Redgy22 26
Because dogs are not malicious without cause. I.e. abuse, neglecte, deliberate training. Plus, unlike what most people, (including myself at times) believe, dogs aren't cunning enough to plot nefarious deeds up to and including murder. This is clearly an owner who hasn't put in the time to train the dog properly.
MoxleyCrue 17
Because a dog's behavior is a strong reflection of the way it's raised and if it's pulling into the street then obviously it hasn't been trained which is unfair to the dog more than anything.
Redgy22 26
Well said #20
Kiernan151 25
Although I agree with you mostly 20, that may not be the case. Some dogs, just like everything else that's alive, won't listen. Throughout his life my dad has trained 5 dogs by himself and they were all amazing, he even trained his dog to near perfection and she was inbred. But the third dog who was an English Mastiff which is supposed to be a very very obedient dog, didn't listen as well, because she just didn't care. So op may have trained it good and everything, the dog just might be stubborn.
MoxleyCrue 17
#31 When a dog is being stubborn it has a cause. They're like 2 year olds. They don't want to be bad, they just need that extra incentive sometimes. No dog is thinking "hey, I really wanna **** up the pack dynamic by not doing what my alpha wants." Usually it's simple shit like boredom.
writergirl1029 17
Agree with #31. I know someone who trained a couple dozen of fantastically obedient dogs through the guide dog program. Not all of them made it in to guide dogs, but they were still good dogs. There were a couple, though, who were willfully disobedient. Sometimes dogs are just like that because of their personality.
itchmcrotch 13
**** off. Nobody said the dog did it on purpose. I've had to walk a dog who wasn't properly trained who kept yanking in the direction of other dogs, oncoming traffic, rose bushes, etc. Not trained =/= abused or whatever. Stop jumping to conclusions.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Your dog is showing you who is the Alpha lol
nickie_94 18
It sounds like he wants a new owner. Watch your back Op!
SoBeSatan 22
Dogs, aren't they bitches.
edmunson 22
Well, female dogs are...
sp00derman 23
seems like your dog has a bone to pick with you
whyisitincapital 25
When a dog forgets how to dog and instead cats.
zenrael 21
Sometimes you just have to let go
Dexter83_fml 17
I don't think your dog likes you
MrKJM 13
killer dog