Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
frame
Canada
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
No way, dog
Doggy dog world
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
coloris
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
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djdeadly 14
Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you
Black_Ink 20
"Man's best friend"
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Comments (52)
Matttis 7
And here I thought only cats are plotting to kill their humans...
Zebediabolical 45
F your dogs life. It thinks it's so bad that suicide is the only answer.
AussieGirl2014 18
They do say dogs are a good judge of character...
dankmemes710 13
stop holding back the beggin' strips than, ass
Calingaladha 21
I think it's time to train your dog to walk properly on a leash. Or avoid areas with buses. Maybe both.
interesting33 37
Could be it was trying to chase the bus :/
ThatLastKid 21
Are you the same person that accidentally kicked their dog?
Mike_Oxhard 14
Everyone is clicking "Your life sucks", but has anyone stopped to think that this guy might be an asshole and the dog is trying to get rid of him on purpose? I always trust a dog when it doesn't like someone.
TheNewGuy03 29
You must get a lot of exercise jumping to conclusions
brenton490 19
Dog: We must die together best friend it's what they want. OP: It's what who wants? Dog: THE CATS!!
sboghani 9
Day 27194: Human is still strong enough to resist my plans. The pills will begin to wear away at the human and in a short time I shall be master of this household.