Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
frame
Canada
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
No way, dog
Doggy dog world
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
coloris
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
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djdeadly 14
Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you
Black_Ink 20
"Man's best friend"
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NickACD 27
Ruff ruff, ************. Ruff. Ruff.
fallen_dragonkin 12
our little dog did that most of his life, every time he saw a bus or a motorcycle, he was desperately trying to jump under. we never knew if he was scared of them or trying to attack them. just be ready for it, when walking along the road, hold the leash tight
adartse93 11
Is your dog in the will?
rectalpain 9
"Sir, I keep trying but he just won't cooperate. I need more time!"
PYROxSYCO3 7
Let go of leash and get thinner dog.
someamishhobo 12
Your doge is savage.
fantasyworld 39
Mine will stand in the middle of the road as cars are coming down. She's heavy so I have a hard time trying to get her to the side. It's like she wants to get hit.
tigeresscrazy 12
What the heck did you do to make your dog hate you so much lol for your own safety I think it's time to teach your do to use a treadmill lol