hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
kiwibox
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
SHIT-BREATH
Chepstow, United Kingdom
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
ukfan
United States
Help!
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
Catois
United States
Treasure hunt
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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kduubb 7
aww poor dog...
Shadow1368 17
That's a shitty situation.
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heyheydarling 0
poor puppy.. :(
myleshoops 0
My dog once got her collar stuck in the vent (the dog tag went under and got caught), she ran around the house screaming (she's deaf, so it sounded funny), and it literally scared the shit out of her! There's always drama at our house...
jaaaclyn 0
dogs can scream?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
no one cares about your house tbh
bankrupt 15
How was she able to run around if her tag was stuck in the vent? The vent caught the tag, the tag is on the collar, the collar is on the dog.
NYkid2K8 5
FYL? No FYourDogsL.. Poor dog.
dynamodankk 0
awwwwwh!!! :( poor doggie..
starsfan_9 7
clean it up and remember, the dog would do the same for you
ijustcame12 0
ugh fml? stop complaining you baby. that would make my day to see my dog shit all over the house from terror.
rebeldevil 4
it makes ur day when your dog ***** all over ur house?
FatMan23 10
YDI for living in Canada.
smeesha 4
**** you, there's nothing wrong with canada >:(
m0rgana 0
Canada FTW
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
97 justin bieber maybe?
shadowgamer_x 0
that stinks.
Mau5Trap 0
shit happens
oznerol75 0
if This was my dog , I Would Be Lmaoing