hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
kiwibox
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
SHIT-BREATH
Chepstow, United Kingdom
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
ukfan
United States
Help!
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
Catois
United States
Treasure hunt
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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kduubb 7
aww poor dog...
Shadow1368 17
That's a shitty situation.
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jacksonclarke 0
that sounds like the funniest thing you would ever see.
IC02 0
I did this anonymously and people have been wondering what kind of dog he is and if I’m a bad owner etc. He's a Shiba Inu named Zorro and he's very intelligent...he's just a bit on the curious side. I panicked when I saw him unable to get the container off; it took my cousin and my sister to get it off of him. The container used to contain treats so he tried to lick the bits off the bottom of the container and got stuck. He makes me Lol, I love him a lot.
bellakaykid 6
Um... no, you are lying. Op has a different username, plus, on your profile, it says you have submitted 0 FMLs. So don't lie.
taetay2010j 0
haha I'm so high it's funny
soocrazyy 0
shat??
lakevillesouthco 1
haha. shat. (:
JoseG17 0
hahahahahahah thats hilarious ^_^
i_eat_you_now 3
what's shat?
lionofjudah21 0
lmao my first visualization of this was in south park. hahahaha can you imagine that, but with south park graphics lol
RomanBeauty 0
when I first read this, I thought it said your dad... dog totally changes things :) I feel sorry for it!
highlystrung 4
I read 'dog' as 'dad' the first two times, it made it a lot funnier.